- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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