Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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