Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

when debbie meets downer

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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