Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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