- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Pianos.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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