What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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pauls tuck

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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kennah campion... being nice

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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