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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

minorities

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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