What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Niall Horan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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