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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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