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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Who's on first? Garvey.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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