- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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