- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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