What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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