Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Honk if you're Amish!

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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