What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What? Huh?

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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There were two blondes going to California for the summer, they are about two hours into the flight and the pilot gets on the intercom and says we just lost an engine but it is all right we have three more but it will take us an hour longer. A half hour later he gets on the intercom again and says we just lost another engine but its all right we have two more it will take us another half hour though. One of the blondes says "If we lose the two last engines we will be up here all day"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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