- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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