What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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What stops a train? A missile

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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