- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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