How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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