- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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