A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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MAKE

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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