Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

That is so fetch

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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