what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Anti Joke

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