- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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