why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Anti Joke

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