Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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My cat just died.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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