- Anti Joke

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything