what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Your big dick.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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