- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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