Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Guest what in the butt

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The GOV and the WHO?

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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