WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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hi michael

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Face Hunter is scum

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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