- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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White NBA players.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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the economy.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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