- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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