- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Penis chickens

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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