What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A seal walks into a club.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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