- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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