- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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