when debbie meets downer

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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