Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Pickles are moist.

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Anti Joke

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