Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Dumbledore dies.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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