- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Nah

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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