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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Penis.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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