What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Obama = ebola

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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