Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Roses are flowers.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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