Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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