What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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