- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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