- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

i found waldo.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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