- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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