If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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