Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

autistic kids rock

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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