that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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