- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Maths.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why did jim all I over? He dies

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

George W. Bush

A whole 'nother.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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