- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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