- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Guest what in the butt

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

The GOV and the WHO?

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

cory

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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