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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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