- Anti Joke

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies