- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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