How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

u know whats a crime? rape

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what's black and can't swim?

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

I literally died laughing

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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