- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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