Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Sex education in Texas,

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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