- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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