- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Roses are red, yup.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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