In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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