- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

okay so theres this guy.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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