Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

I am very humble.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Cliterus

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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